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A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
"Trump 2020."
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
Say "beans" fast three times.
Now you’re an idiot.
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"