Saw jokes
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
I saw a kid crying and I asked him, "Where are his parents?"
God, I love working at orphanages!
I just watched a documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam show I ever saw!
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.
What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl? HO, HO, HO!
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.