Saltiness jokes
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
Yan nan ate my salty penis.
Maybe the ocean is salty because the land never waves back.
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
water puppy
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
How does the sea say hello?
It WAVES you.
SEA what I did there?
I'm SHORE you saw it.
Don't be SALTY!
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
Finish the sentence.
Salt and Vi.....
What is the opposite of salt water?
Pepper water.
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
Karen walks into McDonald's.
Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??
Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!
Lady at the counter: yes miss.
Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.
Lady at the counter: *sweats*
Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.
