Said jokes

Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"

Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.

And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.

We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!

My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."

A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"

I’m back and have a joke my friend said!

Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.

Person 2: What was it?

Person 1: He went as himself.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.

I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."

Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."

I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."

My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.

Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."

My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!

Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."

Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.

One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?

Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.