Said jokes

I was wearing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina. She said what? I pulled my mask down and said, "No, I said I like your hyenas." Then a kid sees me do it, but he only heard the first part, so he goes up to the teach and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight." She said, "Pull your mask down," and he pulls his mask down and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight."

"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.

This is about Gwen.

I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.

"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”

"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.

People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.

A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."

I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""

Thanks a lot, Gwen!

So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"

The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"

Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?

...

You do realize that I said nothing, right?

Me: Exactly :)

Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.

His husband said, "What's your question?"

Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"

His husband said "Yes?"

Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"

God: Why is the teenager so short?

Angel: I don't know.

God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"

Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."

God: No, I didn't!

My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.

I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.

She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...

"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.

"What is it?" said George Sink.

"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.

One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."

The other said, "Really? I like my bed."

Hrhfgsfabcke then the other guy said, "Potato."

There were three cats. The first cat said, "Meow." The second cat said, "Meow." The third cat said, "Meow meow." Then the first cat said, "Don't change the subject!"