Sadness jokes
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
sad sad sad
now you laugh and like
thank you!
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
I got sad today.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
Orphan, sorry.