Sadness jokes
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
sad sad sad
now you laugh and like
thank you!
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
Orphan, sorry.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.