Sadness jokes
Gwen-Kind-Positive-Lends a Helping Hand- Stops Bullies- Does Most Helpful Work.
Addison Banks- Positive Voicing-Stops Hurtful Words.
ALYA-Powerful in Thought- Helps- But Sadly Is Gone.
Prince-Always Backed Up Gwen- But Sadly Is Gone Too.
Watersharky-Helps When Needed-Backs Up Anyone- Curses When Needed- Helps People Through Depression.
These Are The Legends, There Are More Out There You Could Be One Too Just Lend a Helping Hand.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
I had the BEST day EVER.
1: I woke up.
2: I met someone I'm sad about.
3: I had fun and got them back again online.
But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.
My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.
Orphans are depressed, hahaha.
My dad told me a story today. His mom, my grandma, said if a bird gets in your house, someone will die.
That day, a hummingbird got in his UPS truck, and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer. 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later, she died. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀