Sadness jokes
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
It's too long, sorry. >:)
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
Memes
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
Orphan, sorry.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
I got sad today.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.
The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.
The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.
LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.