Sadness jokes
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Orphan, sorry.
Memes
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
It's too long, sorry. >:)
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
I got sad today.
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.
The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.
The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.
LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.