Sack jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking get sacked from his job?
Because he was always rolling in late.
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack Mr. Khan and give him a big fat whack 'cause his teaching's got lack, his system I will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack. I'll throw him on the clothing rack. On his seat I'll put thumb tacks, I'll break his momma's back... and he'll never come back.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
A cop saw an old lady carrying two sacks. He asked the lady what she was doing. She opened one bag and shows a bunch of cash.
"How did you get all this?" asked the cop.
"Well, I live behind a golf course, and my backyard has many holes in its fence. Since there are no bathrooms nearby, the golfers stick their dicks through the holes and piss onto my hard, and that keeps killing my flowers. So, I grabbed my hedge clippers, and when they stick it through, I grab their dick and yell, '10 bucks right now or it comes clean off!' After that, nobody pees in my yard ever again."
The cop responded with, "Dang. But what about the other bag?"
She said, "Not everybody paid."
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.
I put the Christmas balls in my sack.
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
How do you get more presents from Santa? You tickle his sack.
Big black ball sacks.
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Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.
Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.