An american is touring the Soviet union. A russian takes him to a school so he can see what its like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The american asks whats wrong and he cries "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian? Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
how many russians does it take to change a light bulb. I don't know they just keep Putin them in.
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe. (Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers each person spins it and try not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not you point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger)
what is a Russian joke
something that will be funny for Russian people
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark, that instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed? His name is Vladimir Pootin.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy . We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: "The American President is a moron!" "We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!
little Johnny is my son and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a burger king whopper to Moscow then take revenge for little Johnny!!!
White Russians do you mean ree,white, blue and dead white Russians?
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette, retired after one loss ever.
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians? Winona Hider
What's the difference between a Russian potato and an U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics
a russian wedding should be called a soviet union
Your momma so fat that she was used goods like the Russian tanks
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
What's blue, red and white and dead all over?
Trumps dead Russian mates
