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True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe. (Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers each person spins it and try not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not you point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger)
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian? Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
how many russians does it take to change a light bulb. I don't know they just keep Putin them in.
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
what is a Russian joke
something that will be funny for Russian people
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark, that instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed? His name is Vladimir Pootin.
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I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette, retired after one loss ever.
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and an U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics
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a russian wedding should be called a soviet union
White Russians do you mean ree,white, blue and dead white Russians?
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians? Winona Hider
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I like this Russian girl but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland. what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European
Have you heard about the new russian std? Rottsmikokov
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
