Russians Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Literature

106 views · Hailey ❁ · 3 years ago

2nd meme on here:

The image shows a four-panel comparison of literary traditions across different countries. Each panel has a portrait of an author and a text: English literature with “I will die for honour”, French literature with “I will die for love”, American literature with “I will die for freedom”, and Russian literature with “I will die”.

Chance

17 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a four-panel comic featuring a stick figure with a troll face. The first panel reads, "How to have a higher chance of winning in Russian roulette." The second panel shows the stick figure holding a pistol and reads, "Step 1: acquire a semi automatic pistol instead of a revolver". The third panel shows the stick figure holding the pistol and another stick figure with a concerned face and reads, "Step 2: tell your friend to go first." The fourth panel reads, "Problem death?" and shows the troll face again.

Meme

16 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a computer desktop with three folder icons. From left to right, the first folder is labeled "WW3 Memes", the second is "Memes for Russian Invasion of Ukraine", and the third is labeled "Child Po".

Eye

43 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

Pog did not punch someone. This story is false.

A photo of Winston-Salem State QB Rudy Johnson with a black eye, accompanied by text stating that the picture was published on November 18, 2013, by Larry Brown and text that promotes help for children who lost parents in the Russian war in Ukraine.

God

14 views · ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

Oop

A skeleton wearing a Russian hat and holding a rifle sits behind a desk with papers. The text overlay says, "Oh god I've done it again" and a search bar with text, "help i accidentally joined the russian mafia."

Fact

13 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a revolver with one bullet loaded. The text above the gun says "Fun fact: 5 in 6 people finds russian roulette completely harmless."

Divorce

135 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Google search result for "Mummy Pig" showing a cartoon pig, followed by text that details the pig's life as having 67 divorces, being in love with Lester from GTA 5, hacking Fortnite, and killing 417 people including Stephen Hawking.

Dance

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256 · 3 years ago

How Russians dance for their girl

A cartoon image of a male character with a box head doing a funny leg-stretch dance move, while a female character with long black hair and a nun-like outfit watches him with a small smile.

Online comment

54 views · RapBoat · 7 months ago

A screenshot of a dark-themed YouTube comment section. The main content is a lengthy comment from a user named "IvanLubin" which starts with "IQ?" and discusses the high IQ supposedly needed to understand Playboi Carti's music, referencing theoretical physics, nihilism, and Russian literature. It calls those who dislike Carti "idiots." The comment then shifts to praising Kanye West's album "DONDA" as a "cultural reset," followed by a comparison of choosing "Dinner with Jay Z" over $500,000 for financial success. The comment abruptly ends with a bizarre, explicit, and disturbing fantasy about wanting to have a baby with "Travis," describing the birth process in graphic detail. A red circle highlights the last few lines of the comment, which detail the desire to have a baby.

Bill Gates

72 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 month ago

Russia

2 views · Blach66.1 · 2 years ago

A news report on a space mission failure with the headline "Russia's Luna-25 spacecraft crashes into Moon" and the text "Do you blame it? Like it is Russian after all" above the news report. The news source is BBC.

Pornography

94 views · Shitpost master-general · 2 months ago

Knots~

A screenshot of a Twitter post, allegedly from the Russian Embassy, UK, stating: 'Please stop making porn of Zabivaka the Wolf. Russia is begging you.' The accompanying image is the official mascot for the 2018 FIFA World Cup, Zabivaka, a wolf wearing goggles, a white shirt that says 'Russia 2018,' and red shorts, kicking a soccer ball. The name ZABIVAKA is also visible.

Accidental join

9 views · DAP ME UP · 2 years ago

someone explain these options to me

A screenshot of a Google search bar with the text 'help I accidentally joined a' and a list of suggested searches below: 'cult', 'Mexican gang', 'peanut worshipping cult', 'Mexican gang meme', 'peanut worshipping cult meme', 'Italian mafia', 'Russian mafia', 'Italian mafia meme', 'Russian mafia meme', and 'Jesse help I accidentally joined the finnish army'.

Million

151 views · TRUMP STEAKS · 2 years ago

In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.

Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?