In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
People claim that Trump has Russian ties.
FAKE NEWS!
All of Trump's ties are made in China.
What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?
Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!
5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.
If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?
European.
What are you on your way to the bathroom?
Russian.
My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.
Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.
Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.
Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.
American ran to dive, slipped, and said, "oh shit."
People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.
A friend of mine loves to play Roulette, so I decided to introduce him to Russian Roulette. It blew his mind.
I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other.
Russian Santa Claus- You better watch out, You better not cry, cause if you do I will stab your fucking eye, Russian Santa Claus does not fuck around. He's making a list, He's checking it twice... You better leave out some Vodka with ice!
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
What is more dangerous than Russian gangs?
Russian malls.
Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?
Because Chernobyl fallout.
If at first you don't succeed,
Maybe Russian Roulette isn't for you.
"Guess how I got to Germany so fast?"
"Because I was Russian!"
