if at first you don't succeed Maybe Russian Roulette isn't for you
"Guess how I got to Germany so fast?"
"Because I was Russian!"
you want to know the bad thing? only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette
Americans be like: Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road.
England be like: Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road.
Russians after a car accident be like: Here in Russia, road is road.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls? 'Whodya nikabollokov'
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European
If you bet on Russian roulette even if you win you still lose
My girlfriend and I played Russian Roulette once We had sex afterwards even though she lost
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually
What do you call a Russian Prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch
A very rich and famous comedian walked in to a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - This vodka isn't good enough for you. - If it is good enough for you it is gudonov for me!
imagine the russians showing up late to the 1917 revoloution with a tsarbucks in hand. they were late so I guess they weren't russian. They were probaly stalin.
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you
There's is this cute russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
What do you call a Russian pharmacist? 'Ivan Astichestykov,
Q .What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregn A. Has an a bosch tion
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette and one's mind will be blown away.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea a river.
