Running Away jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
Summary of Twilight in one sentence:
Bella hits on two guys, runs away. Edward glances to Jacob saying, "Go Fetch," and suddenly Bella's his.
What is the best way to run away from home?
Join the military.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.
DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when I got out I noticed he was left for bread. I felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this.
You're snorting cocaine with your buddies. Your eyes are closed, feeling the bliss of drugs, when suddenly something wet touches your nostril. Your buddy Mark stuck his PENIS in your face. You look up at Mark, and he says, "I'm sorry," and runs away, his pants still down.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.