Running Away jokes
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.
I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after, I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.
What is the best way to run away from home?
Join the military.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?
Son: A ugly girl.
Dad: Why not a pretty girl?
Son: A pretty one might run away.
Dad: So an ugly one might too.
Son: Yeah, but who cares?
You're snorting cocaine with your buddies. Your eyes are closed, feeling the bliss of drugs, when suddenly something wet touches your nostril. Your buddy Mark stuck his PENIS in your face. You look up at Mark, and he says, "I'm sorry," and runs away, his pants still down.
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
I was walking in the forest with my gf.
I had a Desert Eagle for protection.
A bear jumped out of the bushes; one shot was enough to put my gf down, and it gave me enough time to run away.
Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
Friend: I got bit.
Other friend: By what?
Friend: A dog.
Other friend: (Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies.)
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.
Community talk
Scene: Cuddle-Time Chaos!
DIO: I've already shared my blanket with Kakyoin, too. Polnareff must be snuggled up somewhere... Hah. But it doesn't matter. You're next, Jotaro! JOTARO: You big softy, DIO!
DIO: Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me? Even though your grandpa, Joseph, told you all my best tickle spots, like an exam student scrambling to remember all the answe… Read more
Pretty crazy to watch the American government collapsing in real time like this.
I wish the internet existed the way it did in the early 2000s during the Soviet union. I'd love to read message boards describing what people thought 5-10 years before the whole thing broke down.
And then the aftermath of people picking at the corpse and becoming absurdly wealthy after scooping up those state assets.
Republicans have … Read more
guess what???? i know something about ingenious. he’s actually not even that asian. well he’s half asian. how do i know this he goes to my school. plus he has a freshman girlfriend. he’s actually pretty pathetic. also he moved to another state because his parents were beating him so bad he had to go to foster care. and what he’s saying about him running away is true. he wants to go back because his foster parents are ABUSIVE. and i’m glad. -a friend