Running Away jokes

Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.

What is the best way to run away from home?

Join the military.

Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.

I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.

W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺

*runs away in tears*

Why did the orphan run away?

They wanted to go home.

High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?

Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.

High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.

Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.

High school crush: Who is it?

Me: You.

Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)

Me: Fuck that.

Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.

"Knock knock?"

"Who's there?"

"Depression"

"Depression wh-"

ME!! *runs away*

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.

Hehehe

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...

Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...

I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...

When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.

How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?

Because she runs away from balls.

Why did Elsa's dog run away?

Because she let it go!

Why did the prisoner run away?

To spit bars.

You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.

I was walking in the forest with my gf.

I had a Desert Eagle for protection.

A bear jumped out of the bushes; one shot was enough to put my gf down, and it gave me enough time to run away.

Friend: I got bit.

Other friend: By what?

Friend: A dog.

Other friend: (Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies.)

Repeat after me...

Me: "You have a weird style."

Mom: "You have a weird style."

Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*

Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.