Running Away memes

When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.

But when you do, people scream and run away.

My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.

Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?

Son: A ugly girl.

Dad: Why not a pretty girl?

Son: A pretty one might run away.

Dad: So an ugly one might too.

Son: Yeah, but who cares?