Fugitive jokes

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea.

The cops are still searching for my wife's killer. Luckily, I already fled the country.

The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...

"Don't let your guard down."

If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.

To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."

What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).

I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].

A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.