Fugitive jokes

The cops are still searching for my wife's killer. Luckily, I already fled the country.

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea.

A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.

The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...

"Don't let your guard down."

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."

I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

Three citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI. Their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot her. He walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario. He put the gun up, but couldn't pull the trigger, so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario. He walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.