Fugitive jokes

The cops are still searching for my wife's killer. Luckily, I already fled the country.

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea.

A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.

The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...

"Don't let your guard down."

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.

I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.