What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
Why did the orphan run away?
They Wanted To Go Home
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
Why can’t an orphan have a dog it always runs away
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
