why couldnt the rape victim run away?
because she was dead
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh".
I went to a tall girl and i asked her ̈ what do you do for a living? ̈ she says ̈ an account. ̈ so i reply with ̈ an accounting the hairs on peoples heads. ̈ and then i run away
Why did the orphan run away?
They Wanted To Go Home
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away? Get to the ground beef
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High school crush: why do you always look so sad? Me: my mom is dead and my favorite grandma and my uncle killed both of them and now he's in jail. High school crush: shit. Sorry about that. Me: and my crush hasent asked me out. High school crush: who is it Me: you Him: goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back) Me: fuck that
Why are Cheetahs bad at running away. They always get spotted
So there is this button there's a 50% chance you get a million dollars there's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle make them press the button and if they give the money you just push the orphan over take their money and run away because who they going to tell their parents.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk and that’s saying something
Why can’t an orphan have a dog it always runs away
Bully: Ur Gay
Me: IM STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN
Bully: * runs away and hears crash*
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene? He didnt have the guts to see it.
What is a four leg animal called that can fly
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me
Yo mama so stupid she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious 🤣
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
why did hellen kellers dogs run away? because wouldn’t you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir.
Repeat after me..... *Me* You have a weird style.*mom*you have a weird style.*me*un not your mirror*runs away *
