Why did the orphan run away?
They Wanted To Go Home
I went to a tall girl and i asked her ̈ what do you do for a living? ̈ she says ̈ an account. ̈ so i reply with ̈ an accounting the hairs on peoples heads. ̈ and then i run away
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away? Get to the ground beef
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day... Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away... I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand... When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
Why are Cheetahs bad at running away. They always get spotted
So there is this button there's a 50% chance you get a million dollars there's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle make them press the button and if they give the money you just push the orphan over take their money and run away because who they going to tell their parents.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk and that’s saying something
Why can’t an orphan have a dog it always runs away
Bully: Ur Gay
Me: IM STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN
Bully: * runs away and hears crash*
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene? He didnt have the guts to see it.
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit, he slams on his brakes, gets out and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired. A passing car slams on it’s brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny pulls out an aerosol can and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The Bunny jumps up runs a few feet, then stops, turns around and waves it’s paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight. The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says “Wow that is amazing, what is in that can” the man looks at the can and reads the label “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave”.
What is a four leg animal called that can fly
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me
Yo mama so stupid she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious 🤣
Your eyebrows run away like your dad
why did hellen kellers dogs run away? because wouldn’t you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
Repeat after me..... *Me* You have a weird style.*mom*you have a weird style.*me*un not your mirror*runs away *
"knock knock?" "who's there?" "Depression" "Depression wh-" ME!! *runs away*
