Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
why did hellen kellers dog run away im shure you whould run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf
a jew and jew walk in bar goy say what u want jew say give it alcohol jew say my son run away and become christian another jew pipe in he say my son too bar tender turn around he say “u not gonna believe this...”
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this😥🥺 *runs away in tears*
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing they both ran off
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk and that’s saying something
Your eyebrows run away like your dad
why did hellen kellers dogs run away? because wouldn’t you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
what do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
panera fled
Why did the orphan run away?
They Wanted To Go Home
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.
What is a four leg animal called that can fly
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me
why did the prisoner run away? to spit bars
I went to a tall girl and i asked her ̈ what do you do for a living? ̈ she says ̈ an account. ̈ so i reply with ̈ an accounting the hairs on peoples heads. ̈ and then i run away
When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.
But when you do, people scream and run away.
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit, he slams on his brakes, gets out and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired. A passing car slams on it’s brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny pulls out an aerosol can and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The Bunny jumps up runs a few feet, then stops, turns around and waves it’s paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight. The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says “Wow that is amazing, what is in that can” the man looks at the can and reads the label “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave”.
why couldnt the rape victim run away?
because she was dead
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one
