Run jokes
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
I found out how to gain millions of followers.
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"
If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.
Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that’s running late!
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
Happy was a cute hippo.
Happy sleeps in the water.
Happy walks on land.
Happy runs on Savannahs.
Happy swims in mud.
Happy takes a bath.
A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.