Run jokes
Iron jug.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because he kept on running out of the pen.
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.
Why did the boy get run over?
Sally was driving.
A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?
When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
I told my mum the refrigerator was running, so she got dressed and ran after it...
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
A black n***a crashes a neighborhood barbecue, bragging about his 'hood credentials' while hogging all the ribs and collard greens. The host calls him out, 'Yo, pay up or get out. Ain't no freebies here.' He laughs it off, 'Man, I run this block!' But the host's burly brother, who's been grilling the whole time, snarls, 'Wrong, fool. Time to settle the score.' He pins him against the picnic table, wraps a chain leash around his neck from the dog run, edges him with a vibrating basting brush slathered in hot sauce, and then plows his ass deep and hard, grunting, 'Now you're the main course, spicier than the jerk chicken!'
A cat gets its tail run over, and its mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”
The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”
Guess who dies next.
How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.