Run Jokes

A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage

Priest: How the hell did that fire start Rabbi: I don't know but what about the children? Priest: Fuck the children Rabbi: Do we have time? Priest: There's always time for something like that.

What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.

These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says "Dad's gonna grill wieners"

A fly is 6 inches above water and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly then a bear garbs the fish and eats it, then a hunter shot the bear and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it then a cat runs down to get the mouse trips and falls into the water and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh".

A Lew runs into a wall what does he break? His Nose

A Mexican runs into a wall what does he break? His lawn Mower

Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they don’t know where home is.

Walking is just running with extra steps.

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.

Why did naruto run fast?? Because he tried to get away from himself

you don't have to worry about running while boys are around even i can't see anything there.

I was doing a race and I started after everyone cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, because I can't go straight, if i'm gay...

Why do so many kids die in school shootings ? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors

I was sitting in traffic the other day.

Probably why I got run over.

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tryed to fight me so i said: IF you wanna fight me ill run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs ill already be down the stairs waiting and he started crying