Run jokes
Well, a boy and a girl are in a bathtub together.
The little boy says, “Hey, you see that? I’m gonna go ask Daddy what it is.” When the little boy asks his dad, he says, “Well, son, that’s your car. You try to park it in a girl’s parking spot.”
As the boy runs back, he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama what her spot was and she said, “Well, that’s your parking spot. Never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back, the little boy tried to put the car in, well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
How do you make a baby cry?
You run over it with a lawn mower.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
A fly is 6 inches above water, and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly. Then a bear grabs the fish and eats it. Then a hunter shot the bear, and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it. Then a cat runs down to get the mouse, trips, and falls into the water, and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
Roses are red, I reload fast...
I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."
Teacher: Don’t run into the road!
Down syndrome: Weeeeee!
Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.