Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
Teacher: Don’t run into the road!
Down syndrome: Weeeeee!
Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.
When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
A fly is 6 inches above water, and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly. Then a bear grabs the fish and eats it. Then a hunter shot the bear, and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it. Then a cat runs down to get the mouse, trips, and falls into the water, and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
Roses are red, I reload fast...
I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
