Are you a train? Because I want you to run over me. :)
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
A drunk guy runs into a bar... he bangs his head and falls down, why? Because he is in a prison cell.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first?
His lawnmower.
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda looked like me.
Is your oven running?? Then u better go catch it
Is your tap water running well you
Beta go catch it
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"
Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son and a daughter—twins.
When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They were happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they noticed the woman's kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren't orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids were Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren't orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn't believe, they thought it was the children's reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn't see her children. She asked the teacher... And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them.
When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swung their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, "Yo Momma Lost Ya."
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
Why can’t play baseball. Because they can’t run home
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Why can’t an orphan have a dog it always runs away
An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
Roses are red, I reload fast...
I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!
