Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
Rose are red balls are round skirts are up painties are down belly to belly skin to skin when its stiff stick it in.
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
What is Green and Red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended) What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
Balls are anoyying they just bounce and never keep still
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table.
Sir Cumference
Who’s the roundest night at king arthurs round table?
Circumference
Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends family and food?
Someone told him that Shelby coming round the mountain.
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat? Sir Loin
I love it when your parents come round for Christmas, I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.
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What's big round and can't move?
A vegetable
Hey I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive, unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you at least.
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun? Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
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I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40”
What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
CIRCUMFERENCE
What is big, round, and gassy? URANUS.
