Ive been sad recently the twin towers arnt round so i made the conclusion of a time machine to watch it again
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Blonde starts new job at local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.... The gentleman has a good look round before saying to the blonde 'it looks perfect....But Cargo space?' To which she instantly replied 'Oh I'm Sorry sir, Car only for road.
Why do nuns go round in pairs? So one nun makes sure the other nun don't get none!
The earth is flat
What is a defenition of tight? A.Putting a blind man in a round room and saying your dinners in the corner.
A man walked into a bar with a ak-47 with 50 round mag and yelled out who the fuck fucked my wife, everyone was quiet. one man at the back stood up and called, sorry mate but i dont think you have enough bullets.
9-11 was a round of clash of clands they knocked down 2 towers not 3
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Whats big and round? Mine and not yours
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
What is round and squishy. A dead baby's head
The wheels on the wheel chair go round and round
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard? One's a good lot of fat the other's a fat lot of good
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Your hairline is so wonky, wheels on the bus to round and round is your haieline
Wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round round and round Wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep All through the town The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa Baa baa baa baa baa baa The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa A through the town
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What is red, white, and goes round and round? A baby in a blender.
