Round jokes
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Me after hearing
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
Flat Earthers
I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said, "but the world is round."
I said, babe, you are my world.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
this meme had me thinking
Gonna get a lil weird, gonna get a lil wild
When one just isn't enough
Dont touch my burrp
Community talk
Going through ear infection round 2: the outer ear.
(As per Cosmo's request)
Jack opened his drying eyes, awoken by a piercing ray of sunlight shining through crooked blinds. A gentle smell wafted in from the corner of what his temporarily blinded eyes knew to be a dilapidated kitchen. It was the one good thing about his life, that smell. He closed his eyes once more and awaited his call.
“Jacky, breakfast time!” beckoned that oh-so-familiar girlish voice. “Oh, sil… Read more
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