Roses jokes

Rose

    • Roses are red, violets are blue.

    Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!

    Knife

    • Roses are red, Burnt bodies are black.

    You'd look great With a knife in your back.

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    • Sibling

    • My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.

    The image is a screenshot of an online information panel about Adolf Hitler. It includes a brief biography and some personal details such as his parents and siblings.
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    • Roses memes

    Poo

    • Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.

    Monkey

    • Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.

    Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!

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    • Poo

    • Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

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    • Soldier

    • A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.

    He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.

    The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.

    Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"

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