Roses jokes

Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?

Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.

This news: family neuters furry son.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.

Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.

Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.

Roses are red, Violets are fine, You can be the six, And I can be the nine.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

Roses are black, violets are black.

I’m colorblind.

Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?

Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.

Boy: Okay, Dad.

Dad: No problem, Brick.

There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.

The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"

The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."

The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."

The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"

Roses are tree.

I shoved a battery up my butt.

Loona from Helluva Boss is a retarded mutt.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have five fingers, two of them are for you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Roses are red, I'm off the grid,

John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.

Roses are red.

My soul is black.

I am never getting my dad back.

Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!

My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:

I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!