Roses are red

Roses are red jokes

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.

Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!

Roses are red, my toaster too,

Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?

Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.

Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Roses are red.

I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!

Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

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  • Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.

    Roses are red, fishers are fishing,

    I really hope you’ll be reported missing.

    Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.