Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Roses Are Red Jokes
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.
Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I've got 5 fingers, she will get 2.
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Roses are red.
I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
Roses are red, fishers are fishing,
I really hope you’ll be reported missing.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:
Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
