Roses are red jokes

Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.

"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!

"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.

Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.

Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.

"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."

Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!

Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.

Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?

Roses are red, my toaster too,

Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?

Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.

Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I've got 5 fingers, she will get 2.

Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!

Roses are red.

I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!