Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I've got 5 fingers, she will get 2.
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
*sigh* Roses are red Vilots are blue you are so ugly do not tell me that is really you
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Roses are red I have free candy get in my van I have free candy
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
Roses are red, fishers are fishing,
I really hope you’ll be reported missing.
Roses are red violts are blue god made me pritty what happend to you
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:
Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."
Gf: "I luv u too."
Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."
Gf: "Ah, about that..."
Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.
This news: family neuters furry son.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
