Roses are red I have free candy get in my van I have free candy
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
Roses are red, fishers are fishing,
I really hope you’ll be reported missing.
Roses are red violts are blue god made me pritty what happend to you
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:
Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
roses are red,vilots are blue,i tell you you look pretty,but all you do is look like a poo
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."
Gf: "I luv u too."
Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."
Gf: "Ah, about that..."
Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.
This news: family neuters furry son.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.
Roses are red violets are blue when i saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too
Roses are red, violets are blue, i'd rather be single then be with someone like you.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
