A kid walks into the classroom on time.
Room Jokes
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
I walked into a room full of men masturbating. They all looked shocked when I didn't stop.
"Son, I found a condom in your room."
"Gee, thanks, Grandpa!"
"Why are you calling me Grandpa?"
"Because I couldn't find it yesterday."
