Room jokes

What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?

Unnecessary.

Why did the author go to the emergency room?

His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.

I walked into a room full of men masturbating. They all looked shocked when I didn't stop.

"Son, I found a condom in your room." "Gee, thanks, Grandpa!" "Why are you calling me Grandpa?" "Because I couldn't find it yesterday."