Room jokes
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for a night?"
A kid walks into the classroom on time.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
I walked into a room full of men masturbating. They all looked shocked when I didn't stop.
"Son, I found a condom in your room."
"Gee, thanks, Grandpa!"
"Why are you calling me Grandpa?"
"Because I couldn't find it yesterday."