Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It was on a roll

Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair. … she likes to rock And roll lol

I got pranked so many times once I saw two wheels rolling down the street I hear this noise I look behind me there’s a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming "HELP I CANT GO ANYWERE’’ but I walked away I knew it was a prank

An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore. The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: “Assume we have a can opener…”

Stephen Hawking walks into… er…rolls into a bar

Women are like rolls of toilet paper they are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot and they deal with a lot of s##t.

A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum tsssh!

Yo momma so fat her 4 kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.

What’s better then sex with your 12 year old sister?

Rolling her over and pretending it’s your 10 year old brother

Three women- a blonde, a brunette and a redhead- are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two two hours later their vehicle dies with no gas and they’re forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them. The brunette brings canteens of water. The redhead takes a large beach umbrella. The Blonde somehow rips off the car door. The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?" To which the blonde replied, “So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot.”

What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill? Abo-lanche

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom.

What was Steven Hawking favorite genre of music? Rock and Roll.

whats steven hawkings other favorate song steve windwoods just roll with it baby

Me and my mom order chinese food. So when it came my mom grab the egg roll and started to sucked it down, then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom say I love you for 5 dollar.

Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?

Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.

How to Chinese people name their kids? - They roll down a coin down the staircase and it says, ching chang chong…

Yo mama so fat she got more rolls than the sand dunes

3 men where in a desert 1 man was holding a jug the 2nd was holding a paper bag and the last was holding a car door a man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug he said it was his water and if he got thirsty he would take a drink. Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag the guy said this is my packed lunch so if I get hungry I will eat my lunch. Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said it he got hot he would roll down the window.

This Chinese girl didn’t know what a sausage roll was so i replied, its like a spring roll with sausage in it but not any dog or cat how you have it.

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