Roll Jokes

my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels

Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid because he just rolls with the joke

Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear!!!!!!

I know why stephen hawking loves transformers so much now.

Autobots, "Roll" Out.

What did the poop said to the toilet paper? “You’re in the roll!”

Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea, the assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it"

What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper? Hey check me out I'm on a roll! 😂😂🤭🤭

whats steven hawkings other favorate song steve windwoods just roll with it baby

What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls, A Roll model

why did the toilet paper roll down the hill

because of gravity

Puns that’s how eye rool

What is the first thing the disabled download on ITunes? They see me rolling, they hatin

My friend: "Yo, stupid." Me: "Is that right? And what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?" My friend: *rolls eyes* and says, "Whatever." Me: "Keep on rolling them; you might find your brain in there."

I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.

I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair

I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling

How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!

Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove? So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.

These three men wanted to start a band one had the idea to call them the rolling stones, one wanted to call them the veggies the other said lets be the cripples as they all rolled away

Today, I dreamt about giving head to Johnny Depp. Then I woke up and realized that I forgot to roll my windows up when passing through the New Jersey Turnpike.