Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Guilty or not guilty?
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.
I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
