Roll jokes

A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.

Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”

That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”

My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.

Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.

Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.

Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.

Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.

Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.

Autobots, "Roll Out!"

Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.

What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?

Panera Ned.

I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!

Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.

You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?

Guilty or not guilty?

I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.

I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?

Rolling on ice.

How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?

Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.

What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”