Roll

Roll Jokes

Wheelchair

Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.

Toilet Paper

Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.

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  • Woman

    Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.

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  • Bear

    Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.

    What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

    Poop

    What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”

    Momma

    Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.

    Mama

    Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.

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  • Man

    What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?

    Panera Ned.

    I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!

    Eagle

    Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.

    Pedophile

    Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."

    The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."

    Wheelchair

    I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.

    I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!

    Toilet Paper

    What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?

    "Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭

    Smash

    Me: Do you like smash?

    Friend: Smash Rolls?

    Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!

    Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

    Chick

    How do fuck a really fat chick?

    Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

    Prank

    I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.

    Song

    What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?

    Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."