Roll jokes

My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.

Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.

Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.

Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.

What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.

Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.

Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.

Autobots, "Roll Out!"

What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”

Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.

What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?

Panera Ned.

I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!

Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.

You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?

Guilty or not guilty?

I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.

I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?

Rolling on ice.

What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?

"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭

Me: Do you like smash?

Friend: Smash Rolls?

Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!

Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)