Roll Jokes

I know why stephen hawking loves transformers so much now.

Autobots, "Roll" Out.

Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear!!!!!!

What did the poop said to the toilet paper? “You’re in the roll!”

Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, its il-eagle.

I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month. I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* mod

What do you call it when a man named ned works at panera bread

Panera Ned

Im on a roll with my jokes rn

You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?

Quilty or Not Quilty?

2 guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. Cop taps the window, window rolls down. "goodevening gentlemen, we're looking for 2 pedophiles."

Guy quickly closes the window. 10 seconds later he lowers it again and says: "Ok, we'll do it."

What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper? Hey check me out I'm on a roll! 😂😂🤭🤭

I got pranked so many times once I saw two wheels rolling down the street I hear this noise I look behind me there's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming "HELP I CANT GO ANYWERE'' but I walked away I knew it was a prank

Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

whats steven hawkings other favorate song steve windwoods just roll with it baby