Puns, that's how I roll.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.
your mom
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.
I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.
An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore.
The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."
