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Roll jokes

A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat. He is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with, "What do you mean? I already did it." Then the police ran back to the school to apprehend the other people he was planning it with. The cops busted in through the doors, which caused a smoke trap to go off, which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear, the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles, 4 per pole. Back at the station, holding the kid being apprehended, the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said, "Aww, it pays to be lazy!"

What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?

Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."

Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?

Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.

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  • Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?

    Because he rolled over to the other side!

    Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.

    Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?

    Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.

    Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.

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  • Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”

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  • I rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick, and I was like, "That log had a child!"

    How do Chinese people name their kids?

    They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."