Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled to far from the outlet.
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up because that’s the way he rolls
So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the rool, and then I said; "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"
Women are like rolls of toilet paper they are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot and they deal with a lot of s##t.
stephen hawkins couldnt make it to heaven cause there was stairs so he rolled down to hell
This Chinese girl didn't know what a sausage roll was so i replied, its like a spring roll with sausage in it but not any dog or cat how you have it.
what do you call a skinny black dick? A tootsie roll
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."
I was in my car listing to my radio steve windwood's song came on just roll with baby I said that must be one of steven hawkings favorate songs he sings to his girlfrined
When a asteroid is coming to kill us all: 98.9% of the population: OMG WERE ALL GONNA DIE 1% of the population: eh.. I neber had any friends anyway. Alia: ROLL THE INTRO
Q:What is red white and blue and fun to watch? A: a cop car rolling over after tryong to catch for speeding
roll your eyes back you might find a brain back there
Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.
He died because he rolled to far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill? Abo-lanche
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with "what do you mean I already did it" then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said "Aww it pays to be lazy!"
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!
