If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
Yo moms so old she was happily accepted into the museum
Ur mama so fat that when she when to the ocean all the whales started singing we are family even know your fatter than me
weirdo: im too high too die! me: youll just fall harder
The only reason communism started was because god looked at your face
yor momy is so fat that when she went to the denitest theh wide wer the man sad one at a time
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror 🪞?
You have two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
What did Michael scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
but waen
I thought god didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face
ur mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry
It must be tired to put make up on two faces.
U as tall as a giraffe. Well thats why u look like a baked bean!
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install blue tooth
Roast
You have such a big forhead it has a 6 pack on it,
Your so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.
Girl you and slow slower than a fairness
I am not telling you twice your mouth stinks so go burns your house down like a crazy mad women and I will call the cop like WTH because you are so fat
