Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
But when?
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Weirdo: I'm too high to die!
Me: You'll just fall harder.
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Daday, chill, piss. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
Where's your off button?
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
