Roast jokes
Your mom is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
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I'm jealous of the people who never met you.
I'd rather kiss a cactus than kiss you. Wanna know why?
Because at least I'd feel something with the cactus than I ever could with you.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
You look like the 0.01 percent of bacteria the Lysol didn't kill.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asked what that was for.
"It is for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He smiles. "Gotcha!!!!"
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
Your forehead is so big, your entire face is on your chin.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
Me: Roasts my annoying cousin.
Everyone at the barbecue...
Becky: Rob, you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid!
Rob: .....BECKY :3
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.