Roast jokes
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Weirdo: I'm too high to die!
Me: You'll just fall harder.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Daday, chill, piss. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
I'm jealous of the people who never met you.