Im black when a a cop see's me he shoots
i bet when your mom first saw you she said oh my god this aint my child my child would look amazing
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM
your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat
Becky: Rob you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid! Rob: .....BECKY :3
your mom went to the ocean and the wales said that we are family even tho you are fatter than me
2+2+67+23= now calculate the mass of the Solor system be these questions these days
When I was born I saw you. At the adoption center alone.that day your dad got milk.😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
You're mama so slow she went by a TV and Miss eight episodes
1. If being ugly was a crime you would have a life sentence
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxegyn, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the side walk I didn’t laugh but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers I would make you the dumbest person alive but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting
10. Were you born on a highway cuz that’s where most accidents happen
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya
12. Your the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
I dont shut up I grow up and when I see you I throw up.
me: mom we made a cake bully: guess what? me: what? bully: nobody cares! me: yeah nobody cares about you.
Yo mama so old I bet she was born when Dinosaurs was made and also she killed them with they breathðŸ˜ðŸ˜
You so far thanos had to snap 3 time s todestroy you
Make an ugly face in 3,2...STOP OMG STOP EWWWWW oh wait that’s your normal face.
Girlfriend:Babe what do yo think of our love? Me:Look at the stars in the sky Girlfriend:aww... it’s infinity right? Me:No,it’s a waste of time. Girlfriend:I’m breaking up with you. Me:Whatever when I take out the trash I think of you
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say quack quack.
YOUR SO GODDAMN STUPID YOU THOUGHT DUNKIN DONUTS WAS A BASKETBALL TEAM.
Bro they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket
