Roast jokes

Daday, chill, piss. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.

You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.

You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.

The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.

"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.

"Me," Wait, what...ever.

The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.

Weirdo: I'm too high to die!

Me: You'll just fall harder.

My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.

Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?

Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.

"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."

Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.

This town ain't big enough for the one of you.

I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

Where's your off button?

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

Your hairline goes back to the first century.

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.