The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
You have two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
DId you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
i bet when your mom first saw you she said oh my god this aint my child my child would look amazing
Im black when a a cop see's me he shoots
You're mama so slow she went by a TV and Miss eight episodes
When I was born I saw you. At the adoption center alone.that day your dad got milk.😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
2+2+67+23= now calculate the mass of the Solor system be these questions these days
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
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I dont shut up I grow up and when I see you I throw up.
POV: your at school and you just enjoy your day. Now once you found a bully and he said “i will burn you in fire” then u just punched him Out the school and got detention. You escaped and walked home but the bully came and ROASTED you. He threw you in the garbage but you took off his cloths and even underwear. You escape the bin and took a shower and had a good day after
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If I was a judge and gave you a sentence I would sentence you to life for your looks
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