One day a truck driver had a truck full of squirrels. A polise officer said," Sir, I'm going to need you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver did so and left. The next day the driver was back but this time the squirrels were wearing sunglasses. The officer said," I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver said," I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach."
Why did the zebra cross the road
why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to excape the corano virise
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Knock Knock who's there? The chicken
why did the russian cross the road?
to get to the other side
Why did the pillow cross the road
Because his cousins name was Koshin and he didnt want to live anymore
Why did the camle cross the road
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
sing I was riding my bike down the road! When a car started comin, I started runnin It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass. ;)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily! Get it? I don't either- I get the New York Times!
two tomatoes are walking on a road then car runs over one of them and the other says: hi ketchup :D
my blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike he should have been paying attention
So this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road he starts speeding. Eventually he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, is my wife okay, she was carrying my child. The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes “APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage
Say traffic and replace r with h it sounds like... that thicc
why did the black guy cross the road, because he wanted to.
They said I couldnt drive. now they know i cant cause they are all dead
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember there are no speed bumps..... I hit bambie
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
Why did the toilet paper cross the road It didnt it got stuck in a crack
