Road jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Kill yourself in any way. I'm killing myself the HIGHway.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.