so one time I had a dream where I as on a road trip and we drove a gulf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan. We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom which was so weird!!!
why did the student at blacktown girls cross the road? to go to heaven HAHAHA
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died. When she met God she asked Him how come you didnt answer my prayers? God replied 'i did, i kept sending men to rape you but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion'
Person: Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?
Stranger: Oh, just go Stand in the middle of the road.
Your hairs line goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know wich Way to turn.
why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane.to get run over
why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
Why did my brother cross the road ? Because he was looking for his brain
why did the orphan cross the road? to get to the real estate agent.
wut did the pickle do on the road it said im pickle rick
Why did the chicken cross the road why? because the wanted to kick someone in the family
why did the oprhab make cros the road? His parents where on rthe other side!
the man saw a kid on the road and the man asked the man: where are your parents. the boy: ........ the man left the adoption centre
why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house.
floor on the road
Yo momma's so fat she rolled out the bed. out the room ,down the stairs smashed through the window rolled down the road and got stuck in the grand canyon
Yesterday i saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no so i asked him if he needed help. And he said yes so i let him in my car and said dont worry you’ll be home with you parents soon. He said my parents died. I said i know.
Have you driven through Dealey plaza it will blow your mind~john f. Kennedy
what stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy
billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
what is the road on hill hillside
