Road jokes
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit. He slams on his brakes, gets out, and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired.
A passing car slams on its brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny, pulls out an aerosol can, and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The bunny jumps up, runs a few feet, then stops, turns around, and waves its paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight.
The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says, “Wow, that is amazing! What is in that can?” The man looks at the can and reads the label, “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave.”
What’s big and black on the road?
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.
We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA