Rhetoric jokes
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
How do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"
The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
What is the difference between a human and human rights, and a tree tree, and a house that has to?
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
There's 3 things I hate.
1. Jokes
2. Lists
3. Irony.
Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole?
A: Hole-y shit!
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.