Revenge jokes
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're ever bored, just beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
A kid named Billy gets his lunch money stolen at school. The bully later gets his allowance, the lunch money, and his wallet taken by his father.
The father then gets all the money taken from him by the bully’s grandfather along with his own wallet. The grandfather then takes the money and gets it stolen by Billy along with his own wallet.
So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back.
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
I got mad at my sister's boyfriend, so I fucked his girl.
So I was at the store and I saw a pretty woman, and I said, "Hi."
Quickly, she said, "I am not interested. I have a husband."
And when I saw the woman again, she said, "I need help."
I said, "No, call your husband!" KARMA. 😂😜
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
When my girlfriend broke up with me, I took her wheelchair. I always knew she would come crawling back.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
So I laughed at their chalk outline.
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.
My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.