Revenge jokes

I was trying to poison Santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤

A boy walks in on his parents having sex. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the boy screams at his father, and runs out of the room.

Soon, the parents hear screams coming from the father's mother's room. They both go running. They see the little boy pumping into his grandmother like anything. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the father screams. "It's not so easy when it's your mother is it?" says the boy.

What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?

Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.

I fucked your mum!

They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.

Well, they're not laughing now!