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What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.

Somebody stole my joke.

So I stole their spinal cord.

I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.

What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?

A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.

A kid named Billy gets his lunch money stolen at school. The bully later gets his allowance, the lunch money, and his wallet taken by his father.

The father then gets all the money taken from him by the bully’s grandfather along with his own wallet. The grandfather then takes the money and gets it stolen by Billy along with his own wallet.

So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back.

What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?

Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.

I got mad at my sister's boyfriend, so I fucked his girl.

So I was at the store and I saw a pretty woman, and I said, "Hi."

Quickly, she said, "I am not interested. I have a husband."

And when I saw the woman again, she said, "I need help."

I said, "No, call your husband!" KARMA. 😂😜

When my girlfriend broke up with me I took her wheelchair. I always knew she would come crawling back

I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.

That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?

Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.

My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”

So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.

But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."

So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.

This was the best day of my life.

This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.