Retail jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
A guy walks into a gun store and everything is half off. He looks at his son and says, "I didn't know back to school sales started yet."
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
Dying mall be like...
"Toys" were us.
Goodbye, kitty.
Dying Canes.
A depressed guy walks into a utensil store and finds a knife, but he didn't stab himself... Part 2 coming out tomorrow.
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.