Retail jokes
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.
Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
At a second-hand store.
Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.
Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.
eBay is so useless.
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."
ASDA.
Police seek clues to explain Walmart.
Walmart (DYM 73).
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.