Retail jokes
Robber: This is a robbery, bitch!
Gunsalesman: No u
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was "remarkable."
I went to the shops yesterday. I bought roast chicken, eggs, and duck. The cashier read $45.99. It was an egg-cellent price!
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
A guy walks into a gun store and everything is half off. He looks at his son and says, "I didn't know back to school sales started yet."
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
Where do you take Stephen Hawking: to the hospital, or PC World?
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
I go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo.
Cashier: "Will you want the milk in a bag today, sir?"
Customer: "I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind."
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP