Retail jokes
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
A guy walks into a gun store and everything is half off. He looks at his son and says, "I didn't know back to school sales started yet."
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
Where do you take Stephen Hawking: to the hospital, or PC World?
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
I go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo.
Cashier: "Will you want the milk in a bag today, sir?"
Customer: "I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind."
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.