Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
I love going to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)
Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?
There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.
Where did the one legged lady work?
IHOP
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
A foreign man came to America not knowing a word of English and right away began looking for a job. He became a chorus teacher and learned to say, "Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi!" After that he joined the Army and learned to say, "Yes sir!" After that he worked at a restaurant and learned to say, "Forks and knives, forks and knives!" After that he worked at a candy store and picked up the words, "Goody-goody gumdrops!"
A few weeks later, there was a murder in the area and he was the first person to be interrogated by the police. The interrogation went as follows:
Policeman: "Who killed the man?" Foreign man: "Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi!" Policeman: "Did you kill the man?" Foreign man: "Yes sir!" Policeman: "What did you use to kill him?" Foreign man: "Forks and knives, forks and knives!" Policeman: "You're under arrest." Foreign man: "Goody-goody gumdrops!"
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"
I said, "On a stove!"
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
