I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
Restaurant Jokes
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs, and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: "Super cauliflower, eggs, but cheese was quite atrocious." (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
The other day my wife said, "Take me someplace I have never been before!" I said, "Why don't you try the kitchen?"
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
What's the darkest point in the universe?
The inside of a KFC.
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to bury them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but the second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat, though.”
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
