Response Jokes

Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?

Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.

Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window. When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food." When the man looked confused, the owner said; "Windows are nature's vending machine."

You know how on Snapchat hmu means hit me up? A school posted smu. Nikolas Cruz responded.

Knock knock Who’s there? Depression Depression who? Depression you!

What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke? You should leaf it alone

I ask my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her how did you do that but there was no response.

Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"

Orphan: -no response-

What is the difference between tuna a piano and glue? you can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna. (the person you ask should say what about the glue) response: I knew you would get stuck there.

I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.

Knock knock, who's their? Europe, Europe who? No i'm not

When someone asks you for a beef (fight) just say your a vegetarion.

FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.

_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _NASA's response:_ National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _Arinator's response:_ National Ariana and Space Ariana.

A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1 foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says “man, how’d you get such a short piano player.” The bartender says in response” there’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says “what just happened” the bartender replies “the genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12 inch pianist?”

It was dinner in the plane and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner "What are my choices?"the passenger said.? "Yes or No," the flight attendant replied.

Stranger: Knock Knock Person Who's there? Stranger: Sugma Person: Sugma who? Stranger: SUGMA BALLS KID

My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't"

I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie. I responded "yes" and he said: "okay, 14159"

A friend asked me, "Where are you going?"

I answered, "6 feet underground."

Three women were in heaven. The angel at the gates said, "How good the ride into heaven is for you, is determined by your commitment to your most recent partner." The first lady says, "2 years, 2 side-hoes." She got an old lexus. The second lady says, "10 years, 1 visit from a prostitute." She got a Mercedes-Benz. The third lady says, "I never had a husband." The angel says in response, "F*ck me and then you can have a lambo." They all arrive in heaven, to see the second lady crying. The first lady says, "I know we are dead, but it could be a lot worse." "How!?" The third lady cries, "The angel has a flute for a d*ck!"