Response jokes
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
Freeze.
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
I got caught masturbating in the bath by my mum!
I said, "Mum, I’ll wash it as hard and fast as I want!"
My brother called me short and ugly, so I called him an ambulance.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Person: Why? You: No.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
Alex, respond to me, please! LOL
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.