If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
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So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
In kindergarten, we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words.
Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit."
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
I decided that I'll end it all, but when I drove off, I remembered I forgot to do the dishes.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
