New Remembering Jokes - Page 5

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot.💥

I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers. Um. Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.

remember kids, if ever ur bored kick an orphan

who they going to tell their parents?

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So I was digging up in the garden and I found some treasure I was gunna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden

In kindergarten we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words. Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit"

I remember when I was a kid i thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right, they used to not let colors in a lot of areas.

I’ll never forget the first time we met. But I’ll keep trying.

What is the worst combination of illnesses?

Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.

I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remember the gone

Latias is red Latios is blue you should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu

I've been looking for my parents for years.for the life of me I can't remember where I hid their bodies

I decided that il end it all but when i drove off i remembered i forgot to do the dishes.

You know why the twin towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable that a pentagon

remember 2000 it was scary

WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?

I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.

So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well, there's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.

I'm scared that it moves at night.

I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my off it.

i was digging out side and i found my child old toy so i ran to find him but i could not find him so i was searching for about 6 hours but the i remembered why i was digging......