Jesus tried solving the rubik cube but died on the cross
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church.he said to the priest please say a prayer for me and the priest said ‘I ain’t got nun left’ then he died
The only difference between you and Jesus, is that jesus believed in himself.
How did Jesus become self sovern? He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
What’s Christian and holey?
JFK
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
If you shit in a church is it a holy shit?
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian, therefore he could never be himself.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father les.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
what is Jesus favorite Sports CrossFit
When ariana grande walked into the chruch she said GOD IS A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What kind of jeans do you were to church? - Holy jeans
