If Jesus told you to trust everyone that must be why there is a lot of kidnappings
what’s the difference between jesus and maddie mccann one had the last supper
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.
Guy: why can't Jesus have M&M's priest: why? Guy: because they'll fall through the whole in his hands
I moved all the bibles to the fiction section because there is no god as said Stephen Hawking in 2011 but in 2018 god said there was no Stephen Hawking
I think God is cool with abortion
After all, he did kill his only son
what's better? nailing jesus or getting nailed? depends on who's sucking.
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing
What does the Bible stand for? Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
What would throw between a priest and a nun a bottle of whiskey
I heard there was a kidnapping
Don't worry he woke up
In the back of a van
It was his father's
Friend who was a priest
He was just bringing him to church
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake but his subjects showed up at his castle with a christian instead. And he said: NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
don't want to learn the landing part though, allah said it's unnecessary.
why do you think after death the angle says do not be afraid search up biblically accurate angles
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
Jesus tried solving the rubik cube but died on the cross
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
