Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent ? Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
Three nuns had to go before mother Superior. The first one goes up to her and she says have you sinned? Yes I have mother I have stolen a bicycle. Okay said mother Superior okay said mother Superior say 100 holy Marys and put dip your hand in the holy water... Up comes nun number two and she says she has sinned she slept with a married man.. so mother Superior says okay save 500 hail Marys and dip your hand in the holy water and go on your way the third nun comes up and she says I peed in the holy water đ¤Łđđ¤Łđđđđ
I only believe in 12.5% of the bible. I'm an EIGTHeyist
Why do Priests play Geometry Dash?Cuz they can beat Demons.
What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A Christler.
If were all gods children.. whats so special about jesus?
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore
Because he has holes in his feet.
A Christian Missionary walks up to some people and says " Come! Meet Jesus!" One of the guys takes out a knife and says, "You first"
Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?
Hebrews.
finally some social platform where you can talk about muslims and not get bombed. obv, unless you share your residence.
Spray and pray, also known as a priest with an altar boy
my gay ass: i want to find jesus religous mom: FINALLY me: grabs a noose
Why do nuns not wear bra's? God supports everything.
I donât understand why Christians are so against body piercings didnât Jesus have four
What's the difference between baby Jesus and the baby I keep in my basement?
Baby Jesus died a virgin
How did Jesus like his chicken?
Crucifried
how much pussy does a preist get nun
What does McDonald's and priest have in common they both put there meet in 10 year old buns
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father
